the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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