Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I can't trust your balls anymore.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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