I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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