I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
