I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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