White coat. Heels.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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