I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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