I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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