I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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