Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
