I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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