Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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