Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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