never play flip cup with pint glasses
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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