So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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