i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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