What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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