I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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