I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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