All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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