absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
