Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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