what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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