Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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