i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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