what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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