I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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