I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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