Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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