Can Purell be used as lube?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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