Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
