He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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