you're like a bully in the Christmas story
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'm always down for nudity.
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