So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
