I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Randomize
