I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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