Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
What a dumb baby whore.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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