I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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