It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Randomize
