6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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