real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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