32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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