We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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