It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
4 words: hood of his car
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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