Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Randomize
