Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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