question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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