I wanna passion pit in your ass
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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