And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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