Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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