It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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