I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just cut my nipple shaving
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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