So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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